Dearly beloved. We are gathered here to honor the memory of my latest assassinations. Take comfort in the knowledge that, in death, they serve a greater purpose... making room for more plants.
Adenium obesum - incurable and debilitating case of the uglies; also mealybugs
Nephrolepis exaltata - scale
Ficus pumila - mealy bugs
Schlumbergera NOID - ritual seppuku
Leptinella squalida - root nematodes
Plumera rubra - mauled to death
Microsorum diversifolium - scale
Jasminum sambac 'Belle of India' - thirst. This cultivar should really be called 'Candyass of India,' or perhaps 'Viola,' because it's a pansy. Yeah, that's right, I killed you and I'm NOT sorry. You were not well-suited to indoor culture. In fact, as a species, you Jasminums need to get your shit together! Until then, friendship cancelled.
If you would like to express your condolences, feel free to send me more plants. I'll be out, grieving. And shopping. For plants.