ABUTILON!
You sure do need a lot of water. And I'm not sure I like you as much as I like my two Abutilon thompsoniis, River and Simon. Nevertheless, your flowers are very cool. Carry on.
ALOE PLICATILIS!
Keep in mind that you are here as a long term investment. You want to grow slowly? Fine. Carry on.
ASPIDISTRA ELIATOR 'MILKY WAY'!
You have proven yourself to be of high aesthetic quality, while requiring minimum maintenance. Also, the new leaves are looking swell. Carry on.
DRYOPTERIS ERHYTHROSORA!
It has come to my attention that you are a fern. Also, you are not dead. To exist under this botanical dualism in my home is rare indeed... most impressive. As a caveat, I must warn you... I've had bad luck with indoor-outdoor ferns. If I find a single scale or mealybug on you, I'll make you wish you'd never been germinated. That is all, carry on.
PASSIFLORA!
I can't trust anything with such... racy looking flowers. I've got my eye on you. Just keep those tendrils to yourself!
PEPEROMIA CAPERATAS!
Never met a Peperomia I didn't like. At ease.
BEGONIA REX NOID!
Don't think that you get special treatment, just because you were a gift cutting. We don't take kindly to begonias around here. You better keep that growth habit bushy and compact or I will equalize you, for serious.
SENECIO MACROGLOSSUS VARIEGATUS!
You are climbing that hoop like a champ. Great job. Take five.
That's it, now everyone, BACK TO WORK!
