7.07.2009

"Ask A Smartypants"


  Here's a scenario we can all relate to. You lay in bed at night unable to sleep. You toss and turn and rub your tired eyes, but still something haunts you. Thunder begins to roll and rain pelts the windows. Overcome, you stumble naked into the living room, groaning and pulling your hair. Operatic death metal emanates from the black, black night. Lightning momentarily illuminates your silhouette as you fall to your knees, and scream with arms outstretched:

"SO..... MUCH...... POTTING SOIL....."

Maybe you're repotting. Maybe the soil is old and expired. Maybe you left the bag open and the sterility is compromised. Well don't worry, I have a smartypants on duty. 

Today's featured smartypants is Mr. Joe Simonis. He is an expert in many many fields, particularly biology and the outdoors. As undergrads, Joe and I spent wonderful hours discussing nature and fending off rogue sorority sisters with broken bottles. Nowadays, Joe roams the islands off the coast of Maine collecting creepy things in buckets for his PhD. That's the way I understand it, anyway. Several months ago I proposed to him the following problem:

NA: Here's a good question... I am repotting all of my plants this spring, around March. Most sources say I should just dump out the old potting soil in the backyard, but I can't help but wonder if that's really safe. There could be weird bacteria, left over fertilizer, pests... I did just have an outbreak of spider mites and mealy bugs. I'm not sure it's okay to just dump that stuff out. Can you recommend a safe way to dispose of old potting soil?

His response:

Joe: So, soil disposal--unless you have access to an autoclave, you're pretty much stuck with just dumping it outside as is. It shouldn't be too bad, since a lot of pests that take off in the indoors don't do as well outside (spider mites rarely get huge out breaks outside, for example). I think you should be ok just dumping it as is. The major concern really for dumping plants is putting out non-native plants, etc.. If you're concerned about that, I'm not sure what you should do, given that you don't have an autoclave... maybe Chicago has a place to dump stuff?

So, looks like it's mostly okay to dispose of your old/leftover potting soil in your yard or dumpster, with the following stipulations:
  1. In the Midwest, the safest leftover soil to dump outside likely comes from your tender tropicals. Even if seeds or rootstock from your old plant were to survive and grow outside, the first hard frost would send those bastards to hell. Conversely, species that are considered hardy perennials in your zone should not be released into the wild. Case in point: while living in St. Louis, I found an outbreak of red spider mites on my variegated Hedix hedera. Assassin that I am, I opened the closest window in my top floor apartment, and threw it out. Weeks later while walking through my sideyard, I found that the ivy had survived the fall, overcome the spidermite, and taken root in the ground. Common ivy is actually an invasive species in North America, so I momentarily freaked out and self-flagellated (I was raised by hippies, what can I say). Finally I pulled it all up and sealed it in a trash-bag in the garage until it was completely dead.
  2. Dirt that comes off of plants with certain problems should never be released outside. Such problems include but are certainly not limited to anthracnose (canker), rust fungus, and eelworm parasites. Luckily these problems are pretty rare.  Look it up if you're not sure, that's what the interwubble is for. The fantastic book The House Plant Expert by Dr. D.G. Hessayon (Expert Books, 2003) suggests that you burn any soil and plant material associated with these diseases. Check it out first: this may not be advisable or legal in your area. These problems are also generally not treatable with fungicides or pesticides, and furthermore such chemicals require special disposal themselves. 
By the way, if you were curious, an autoclave is basically an fancy stove where germs go to die, just like those little microwavey-things that salons use to sanitize manicure tools. Chicago does not offer autoclaves to the public, but the Chicago Recycling Coalition does offer free disposal of hazardous household waste. Hooray!

Bulldog Assassin


Can I have this dog? Can I can I can I? I know I approach plants, pets, and even children from a somewhat clinically inquisitive perspective... I'm much more of an observer and researcher than caretaker. I kill a lot of plants just by trying different things out, and my cats need about as much snuggling as a lizard, which is the way I like it.

But I really, really want this dog. His name is Benny, and I came across his profile on Petfinder.com quite by accident. I know he's ancient, and in a year he'll probably need his fat ass dragged everywhere in a radio-flyer because his skeleton is jacked up... but I don't care. Somebody needs to adopt this hideous cur and indulge his every whim. Look at him run! He can't even see where he's going! He should be named Seabiscuit, because lil' fuggo is wicked fast and obviously has a heart of gold.

Anyway, back at the Umbrella Corporation a.k.a. ma crib, the evil experiments continue. No pictures today, terribly sorry. My A. nidus "Fimbriatum," which was recently discussed, has been "retired" replicant-style because the scale infestation was too aggressive to control. I'm upset about that. In happier news, the Meyer lemon seedlings outgrew their first pots (aww, they grow up so fast) and are now living in larger quarters, and outside.

Also, my Aloe Parvula "Jacobsonii" pup finally got big enough to be separated from the parent plant, and it's doing very well.

Finally, my amazing Camouflage Plant (Ledebouria socialis) is fuller than ever, and just produced its first flower spike. This bizarre and awesome plant was purchased from Ted's Greenhouse at their booth at the Navy Pier Flower and Garden show in March.

7.05.2009

Missouri Botanical Garden


Awesome!

- Entry price is $4 for Missouri residents, as opposed to $25 at the Chicago Botanical Garden. They do not check ID, meaning it is $4 for those who can say, "Why yes, I am from Mizzurrah."

- Several amazing climatrons

- The Japanese garden has acoustically-conscious waterfalls and a mating pair of foxes that live on the grounds.

- As mentioned before, the garden grounds are highly structured and seem to be lost in time, lending emphasis to the historic buildings, pools, mazes, etc. The "Linnaeus House" features spectacular blooms and tropicals.

Favorites:


Dart frogs on some trandescantia in the tropical climatron


Huge, rainbow-colored Kalanchoe

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Bizarro-Harry-Potter-style Jaboticaba tree


Indoor waterfall for the Pteris ferns, among others


Gorgeous Euphorbia milii


Papaya fruit


Close-up of a beautiful "chain fern" (Woodwardia fimbriata)

7.04.2009

Happy 2.5, Araucaria h.



Normally I don't count plant birthdays. It's creepy. Tonight, however, I thought it would be fun to compare my earliest photo of my oldest plant with my most recent photo of said plant. Although I have many plants that are older than my Norfolk Island Pine, the pine is now the plant to have survived the longest in my care. I bought this baby tree in December of 2007 and it looked like this (on your right):


Now, Norfolk Island Pines grow extremely slowly, and this was in a 4-inch pot, so it was probably already months or years old. They are VERY finicky, and mine drops entire branches of needles at small changes in light and humidity. Once lost, the needles of a Norfolk do not grow back. Needless to say it is a plant that requires care and patience. Two and a half years later, it looks like this:


Bigger, though not dramatically so. The two main trunks of the plant (there are three plants in one pot) have grown more distinct, and there are many more terminal branches. It's soft and touchable, and I hope to have it for many years. My grandmother had one for several decades in her estimation, and it was a fantastic plant, full and likely five feet tall. Still, that isn't terrifically impressive when compared to a Norfolk Island Pine in its natural habitat. On Norfolk Island, these incredible tropical conifers get damn huge. Witness!

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*image courtesy of Wikipedia

6.19.2009

Chicago Botanical Gardens


Highlights:
-Extremely creative/engaging themed gardens. These included a scent garden, a "touch" garden, and an "accessible" garden with raised flower beds for children and those in wheelchairs

-Plant specimens are the emphasis... topography and decor accentuates the plant collections rather than the reverse

-Garden manicuring is subtle. Plant forms are very gently manipulated, emphasizing the beauty of organic lines rather than strict control. If the St. Louis Botanical Garden is Versailles, this is Ritsurin. I don't just mean the Japanese garden, either. The design in the entire garden creates a sense of natural bounty without becoming a wild mess

-Tasteful, mostly eco-friendly, mostly on-topic gift shop (unfortunately there were very few plants for sale)

Pictures:


Vibrant, textural flowers in the "touch" garden

Sempervivum succulents in the "touch" garden

A stunning variegated alocasia... I'd love to have one just like this

Variegated Justicia (shrimp plant) blooming with pink "shrimp"

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A GIANT agave plant (thumbs-up provided for scale)

6.08.2009

when houseplants attack



My Philodendron "Black Cardinal" started getting all spotted and haggard around the lower leaves, so I cut them off. Apparently the philo did not appreciate this, because it began spewing toxic blood-colored goo all over itself and the rug like some horrific botanical stigmata. My boyfriend was freaking out even before I told him it was poisonous. More updates to follow.

I like plants too much.



Last night I dreamt that a famous actor offered me a rare, blue-flowering Bird of Paradise in exchange for a sexual favor.


Wouldn't you like to know.