Get Yer Bagged Poop!
Y'all heard of Milorganite? Am I the last one to find out about this?
Well, if you were hesitant before about buying bags of baked Milwaukian sewage, don't fear. They have a great video explaining why this stuff is totally cool, and not at all SUPER FUCKING GNARLY.
Let me just add this... people from Milwaukee drink a lot of microbrews and eat a lot of sausages, in my experience. Are you sure you want to go down this road? Having friends ask you, "What's your secret with your hostas and vegetables?" and you reply, "Why, it's beer-sausage manure. Great stuff!"
Maybe someone should start bagging our waste, and call it Chicagoite. It would probably smell like PBR, hot dogs, and bad decisions.